Our standard notebooks are 50 pages with plain paper, but we are giving away the luxury package which is:
- A5 notebook with full colour personalised cover
- 100 pages
- Lined paper
- Protective poly cover to the front and back
All we are asking you to do is compose a verse or a chorus with the word 'pigeon' or 'poop' in the title :)
Here's an example that we did in the office to Bill Wither's song 'Lean On Me'
Poop on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on .. for
It won't be long
Till I'm gonna need Somebody to poop on
You get the idea?
You can post your entry on here, on our Facebook page, or by email to: competitions@funkypigeon.com
The competition is open all week and the winner will be announced at 2pm on Friday 5th Match 2010, our usual Poop Friday.
The winner has been chosen and the competition is now closed!
4 March 2010 21:56
4 March 2010 21:56
GrapeVine said...
Eleanor RigbyPicks up the poop in the church where a pigeon has beenLives in a dreamWaits at the windowWearing some poop that she keeps in a jar by the doorWho is it for?All the Funky Pigeons, where do they all come from?All the Funky Pigeons, where do they all belong?Oh, look at all the Funky Pigeons.Oh, look at all the Funky Pigeons......
CONGRATULATIONS and thank you for all your hilarious entries!!
Here's an example of one of our Mother's Day notebooks:
Enter as many times as you like!
ReplyDeleteYou just call out my poop and you know where ever I am
ReplyDeleteI'll come pooping to see you again.
Winter, Spring, summer or poop
All you got to do is poop
And I'll be there, poop,poop,poop
you've got a friend :D
@missdaisy32 on twitter
The hills are alive
ReplyDeleteWith the sounds of pooping
With poop they have pooped
For a thousand years.
The hills fill my heart
With the sound of pooping
My heart wants to poop every poop it hears.
Or of course there is that Rolf Harris classic, "Two little boys had two little poops"
ReplyDeleteoh by the way. I'm aka @compergrapevine
I could have pooped all night!
ReplyDeleteI could have pooped all night!
And still have pooped some more.
I could have spread my wings
And pooped a thousand things I've never pooped before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once Funky Pigeon took flight. I only know when he
Began to poop with me I could have pooped,
pooped, POOPED all night!
Maybe I'd better stop now before anybody complains......
When Doves Poop by Prince :D
ReplyDeletepoop to town
ReplyDeletepoop to work
poop to home
poop to bed
all in a day
I Like To poop It poop It
ReplyDeleteI Like To poop It poop It
I Like To poop It poop It
Ya Like To (POOP IT!)
@missdaisy32 twitter :D
I know a pigeon that will poop on your head, poop on your head.
ReplyDeletepoop poop poop on your head
I know a pigeon that will poop on your head, poop on your head.
poop poop poop on your head
Poopin in the back row, of the movies on Saturday night with you
ReplyDeletePoopin here together, you and i
Poopin here together...Oooh!
Oh oh, Oh oh, from the wings of a dove
ReplyDeleteOh oh, Oh oh poopin from above
We'll poop a poop a poop
ReplyDeleteOn the pigeon so look a look a look
The greatest pooper i will be hehe
And when it comes down, like terrible thunder
Better hide under a tree!
WOW, i can poop
ReplyDeletedadedadedadeda
So you better stoop
dadedadedadeda
I poop for fun
dadedadedadeda
So you'd better run
dadedadedadeda
more poop, more poop
I got you!
(to James Brown's I feel Good)
When i was just a little poop
ReplyDeleteI asked my mother, what will i be?
Will i be pretty, will i smell nice?
Here's what she said to me
"You're a poo a poo,
It don't matter what you do,
you're still going down the loo,
you're a poo a poo"
In the words of Leo Sayer:
ReplyDeleteWhen I need poop,
I hold out my hands and I touch poop,
I never knew there was so much poop,
Keeping me warm night and day...
All together now...sing a long with Bert!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDJsgtoizj8&feature=fvst
Every time I feel alone
And slightly blue
That's when I begin to think
It's what I'd like to start to do
And though it may not be the kind of thing
That's quite your cup of tea
I recommend you pay attention
To the little dance you're gonna see
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Dancing a little smidgeon of
The kind of ballet
Sweeps me away
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
People may smile but
I don't mind
They'll never understand
The kind of fun I find
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon everyday
People may smile, but
I don't mind!
They'll never understand
The kind of fun I find
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon
Doin' the (poop, poop) pigeon everyday
We are living in a material poop
ReplyDeleteand i am a material poop
material material material poop
God bless that Funky Pigeon, he's a Tweeting superstar
ReplyDeleteHe got on his Tweetdeck and he did what he had to do
He taught every follower to let our pooping fly
So that each and every one of us could win a funky prize...
It's Raining poop! Hallelujah! - It's Raining poop! Amen!
It's Raining poop! Hallelujah!
It's Raining poop! Amen!
(@hoolit ;) )
I never thought I'd miss you
ReplyDeleteHalf as much as I poop
And I never thought I'd feel this way
The way I feel
About poop
As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the poop away
It must be poop, poop, poop
It must be poop, poop, poop
Nothing more, nothing less
Poop is the best
With Apologies to the Men without Hats!
ReplyDeleteSsss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy Safety-Poop!
Ah we can Poop if we want to,
we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t Poop and if they don’t Poop
Well they’re no friends of mineI
I say, we can go where we want to a place
where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can Poop.
Ah we can go when we want to
the night is young and so am i
And we can Poop real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
Oh Gawd, I'm sorry, I've started, and now I can't finish...... Sorry Platters....
ReplyDeleteOnly Poop
can make this world seem right
Only Poop
can make the darkness bright
Only Poop and Poop alone
can thrill me like Poop do
and fill my heart with love for only Pooooooooo
I am never going to poop again
ReplyDeleteguilty me, I'm a funky pigeon
though it is easy to pretend
I know your not a poop
Should have known better than to poop on a friend
and waste the chance that I have been given
so I am never going to Poop again
the way I pooped on you!
With HUGE apologies to George Michael
x
They asked me how I knew my true love was Poooooo (p)
ReplyDeleteI of course replied "something here inside cannot be denied"
They said "someday you'll find all who Poop are blind"
When your heart's on fire, you must realize Poop gets in your eyes
OMG Dozymoo- That is BRILLIANT!!! ha ha ha ha Don't apologise to George, is 1,000,000 times better!
ReplyDeleteLOL Dogwithnobrain - you beat me to it on 'Only Poop' - that was going to be my next one!!! love it hehe!
ReplyDeleteDo, do, do the funky pigeon
ReplyDelete(The funky pigeon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
POoop, pooop, pooop, the funky pigeon
He's just like you
So come on and Pooo
The funky pigeon now
The Goodies - didn't you just LOVE them!
We all poop in the pidgeon's new latrine,
ReplyDeletePidgeon's new latrine
Pidgeon's new latrine
Now we're all pooped out in the Pidgeon's old latrine
And we ain't gonna poop no more!
People all over the world join poop
ReplyDeleteWe got a Poop train, a Poop train
(or a Dove train - that's just a posh pigeon anyway !)
@cherylp59
The Poop Shack is a little old place where we can Poop together
ReplyDeletePoop Shack baby, Poop Shack bay-bee.
Poop Shack, baby Poop Shack, Poop Shack, baby Poop Shack!
They told him don't you ever come around here
ReplyDeleteDon't wanna see your POOP, you better disappear
The POOP in their eyes and their words are really clear
So POOP it, just POOP it
You better fly, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no POOP, don't be a macho pigeon
You wanna do a POOP, better do it when you can
So POOP it, just not on my hand!
Just POOP it, POOP it, POOP it, POOP it
No one wants to be DEFECATED
Showin' how funky and strong is your flight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just POOP it, POOP it
Just POOP it, POOP it
Just POOP it, POOP it
Just POOP it, POOP it
better than the mj beat it version??? lol
missdaisy32 on twitter :D
ohh do the funky pigeon
ReplyDeletefunky pigeon
and poop like this
poop like
you wiggle ya bum,
above number 10,
oh do the funky pigeon
funky pigeon.
and poop like this
poop like this,
right on his head,
oh do the funky piegon
funky pigeon
ahhhh
ohh do the funky pigeon
ReplyDeletefunky pigeon
and poop like this
poop like this
you wiggle ya bum,
above number 10,
oh do the funky pigeon
funky pigeon.
and poop like this
poop like this,
right on his head,
oh do the funky piegon
funky pigeon
To Whineys classic - I wanna dance with somebody....
ReplyDeletePoop strikes upon the hour
And the sun begins to fade
Still enough time to figure out
How to chase my poop away
Ive done alright up till now
Its the shine of the poop that shows me how
And when the night falls the pigeon calls
Oh I wanna poop with a pigeon
I wanna feel the po...op with a pigeon
Yeah I wanna poop with a pigeon
With the pigeon who loves me.
Sorry Chezza.
ReplyDeleteWe Gotta Pooop Pooop Pooop Poooop
Pooop for this Love.
If its worth having, it's worth Pooping For.
I'm Your Biggest Fan,
ReplyDeleteI'll Follow you until You Love Me
Funky Pigeon.
Baby there's no other Star
You know that I'll be your
Funky Pigeon.
Sorry LadyGAGA
Follow the smelly brick poop
ReplyDeleteFollow the smelly brick poop
Follow, follow, follow, follow
Follow the smelly brick poop
We're off to see the pigeon, the wonderful pigeon of funk.
Eleanor Rigby
ReplyDeletePicks up the poop in the church where a pigeon has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing some poop that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
All the Funky Pigeons, where do they all come from?
All the Funky Pigeons, where do they all belong?
Oh, look at all the Funky Pigeons.
Oh, look at all the Funky Pigeons......
OK, I promise this will be the last, well, the last until I thik of another.....
ReplyDeleteGilbert and Sullivan’s Poopiest hits
from some of their little known operettas
The Poopado
Oh he’s going to poop on Yum Yum, Yum Yum
Three Little Poops from School are we
The pigeons that poop in the spring tra-la
On a tree by a river a little Funky Pigeon sang poop poopy poop poopy poop poop
The Poopaliers
I stole a pigeon and brought him here and left him gaily pooping…
Take a pair of sparkling poops.
I am a pigeon, grave and serious, who is about to poop on your hand
The Pigeons of Poopzance
When a pigeon poops his poop taran tara taran tara
When a pigeon’s not engaged in his employment, his employment
Or pooping on his poopy little plans…
A pigeon’s lot is not a poopy one.
Of course they wrote many others such as
HMS Pigeonfoe
Poopopia Limited
The Grand Poop
and
The Pigeons of the Guard
Happy Talk Keep Talking Happy Talk
ReplyDeleteTalk About Poops You'd Like to Do.
You've Got to have A Poop,
If You Don't Have a Poop,
How you gonna have a Poop, Come True!
I want you all to
ReplyDeletesay poops upside your head say poops upside your head
say poops upside your head say poops upside your head
say poops upside your head say poops upside your head
say poops upside your head say poops upside your head